Kung Fu Killer

This wraps up the David Carradine series I have been doing. This movie was awesome. Hell it even made Darryl Hannah appear to be fuckable.

[x]-Bad guy has facial hair
[x]-Dead family member
[x]-Bad guy “wants to deal with it myself”
[] -“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
[xxx]-Someone gets impaled
[xxxx]-Someone gets a limb/head hacked off
[xxx]-Someone explodes
[x]-Someone dives out of the way of an explosion
[x]-“I want him alive”
[xx]-Hard ass chick
[]-Runs out of ammo
[]-“We got company”
[]-Character that doesn't follow the rules
[]-Wilhelm
[x]-Cocky douche bag
[]-Someone/something farts,poops,pukes,gets hit in the junk, or gets some sort of bodily fluid besides blood squirted,thrown,or splattered on them.
[]-Bad guy has a theme song
[x]-Token black guy
[]-Black guy dies first
[]-“Aw hell no”
[]-SSSSLLLOOOWWW MMMOOOTTTIIIOOONNN!!
[x]-Old man mentor
[]-Animal/robot/sidekick for comedy relief
[]-Guy named Jack
[]-Bad guy uses a pun
[]-Crotchety old man
[]-4th wall breach
[x]-Scenery shot to eat up time.
[]-Uncomfortable scene where cute guy/girl finds out unattractive friend wants to be more than friends or likes them as more than a friend.
[]-Bad guy laughs at own joke.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]-Dead body.
[]-Main Character says something blatantly obvious.
[x]-intro with narrative back story.
[]-ASSHOLES that need to be castrated due to violent acts and crimes committed on children.

This movie is not for the feint of heart however, or people with a weak stomach. You do see up close and personal people being embowled. There are at least two bodies you see the intestines leaking out. There is 1 decapitation. A few limbs here and there.