Saturday, June 19, 2010

Law Abiding Citizen

I guess I will be adding more of the things Josh has for his.

[x]-Bad guy has facial hair
[xx]-Dead family member
[]-Bad guy “wants to deal with it myself”
[x] -“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
[xx]-Someone gets impaled
[x]-Someone gets a limb/head hacked off
[xxxxx]-Someone explodes
[]-Someone dives out of the way of an explosion
[]-“I want him alive”
[]-Hard ass chick
[]-Runs out of ammo
[]-“We got company”
[]-Character that doesn't follow the rules
[]-Wilhelm
[x]-Cocky douche bag
[]-Someone/something farts,poops,pukes,gets hit in the junk, or gets some sort of bodily fluid besides blood squirted,thrown,or splattered on them.
[]-Bad guy has a theme song
[x]-Token black guy
[]-Black guy dies first
[]-“Aw hell no”
[x]-SSSSLLLOOOWWW MMMOOOTTTIIIOOONNN!!
[]-Old man mentor
[]-Animal/robot/sidekick for comedy relief
[]-Guy named Jack
[]-Bad guy uses a pun
[]-Crotchety old man
[]-4th wall breach
[]-Scenery shot to eat up time.
[]-Uncomfortable scene where cute guy/girl finds out unattractive friend wants to be more than friends or likes them as more than a friend.
[]-Bad guy laughs at own joke.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]-Dead body.
[x]-Main Character says something blatantly obvious.
[]-intro with narrative back story.
[x]-ASSHOLES that need to be castrated due to violent acts and crimes committed on children.

I thought this movie was horrible starting out. I do not like movies that leave suggestions in your mind about violent acts happening to children. Using things like that as shock value is crossing the line. After the first 10 minuets, I really got into this movie. It was awesome. It had a twist I was not expecting at the end.

If I had to summarize the movie in one statement it would be. Don't let fathers catch you cutting deals to let the killer of their child and wife go free.

Memorable quote

"I don't care what obscure ruling we have to bring up or what laws we have to bend to get him out of our city."

Too bad Jaime Foxx was the only one who got what the father was trying to say.

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