Tremors 3

Checklist:

[ ]Bad guy has facial hair

[ ]Dead family member
[ ]Bad guy “wants to deal with it myself”
[ ]“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
[ ]Someone gets impaled
[ ]Someone gets a limb/head hacked off
[ ]Someone explodes
[ ]Someone dives out of the way of an explosion
[ ]“I want him alive”
[ ]Hard ass chick
[x]Runs out of ammo
[ ]“We got company”
[ x]Character that doesn't follow the rules
[ ]Wilhelm
[x]Cocky douche bag
[x]Someone/something farts,poops,pukes,gets hit in the junk, or gets some sort of bodily fluid besides blood squirted,thrown,or splattered on them.
[ ]Bad guy has a theme song
[ ]Token black guy
[ ]Black guy dies first
[ ]“Aw hell no”
[ ]SSSSLLLOOOWWW MMMOOOTTTIIIOOONNN!!
[ ]Old man mentor
[x]Animal/robot/sidekick for comedy relief
[x]Guy named Jack
[ ]Bad guy uses a pun
[x]Crotchety old man
[ ]Midget
[ ]Monkey
[x]Uncomfortable scene where the cute guy/girl finds out unattractive friend wants to be more then friends or likes them more then a friend.
[ ]Bad guy laughs at at his own stupid joke
[x]Character with a stupid name
[ ]That overused scene where the two characters almost kiss but get interrupted by something
[ ]Bumbling cops
[x]Character misses chance to shoot bad guy (or in this case, ass blaster) because he is too busy staring or listening to what the bad guy is saying
[ ]Explanation via a chalkboard
[x]“Last hope”
[ ]Morgan Freeman (in person or narration)
[ ]Blonde in distress
[ ]“Shes gonna blow!”
[x]Car/other vehicle flies off a cliff, then explodes
[ ]Henchmen waiting around and passing the time by talking to one another
[x]Character says something blatantly obvious
[ ]Intro includes narrative back story
[x]Deus Ex Machina
[x]Impossible throw/shot

Death Count: 5

Cliche Total: 14/45

Things I thought to myself while watching this movie:

"To the tourist asking if guy who just got eaten by a gigantic worm is alright: no."

"How to you catch/trap a huge man eating desert worm? Well ya slip it a roofie of course."
"So...you used put an ammo box on the gas pedal of the truck to lure the worm away instead of using the truck to escape?"
"I sure want a microwave that heats up a whole ham in about 3 seconds"
"You couldnt have possibly made the dental floss fishing pole to reach the walkie talkie a few hours ago? You know, before you spent all night on a rock?"

The Drinking Game:

Take a drink whenever someone has to jump on a rock to survive.Take two drinks whenever miguel mixes spanish words into regular conversation.

Thoughts of the main character as it fades to credits:

"Golly geez that sure was fun screwin with that Graboid with an RC car. Now where am I gonna live?"

Quote(s):

"Ass blasters! how about ass blasters?" "Sounds like a porno film"

"Can't run a business where your customers get eaten"
"I'm the masterpiece of self destruction"
"One question. Is your head up your ass for the warmth?"

Summarization of movie in one or two sentences:

Perfection: the only town that has a siren to warn that the gigantic worms that eat noisy things are afoot.