Boondock Saints

If you have not seen this movie before you better be willing to give a damn good excuse why it is not the next movie you watch.




[xxxxxxxx]-Bad guy has facial hair
[xxxxx]-Dead family member
[x]-Bad guy “wants to deal with it myself”
[x] -“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
[]-Someone gets impaled
[]-Someone gets a limb/head hacked off
[]-Someone explodes
[]-Someone dives out of the way of an explosion
[]-“I want him alive”
[x]-Hard ass chick
[x]-Runs out of ammo
[]-“We got company”
[x]-Character that doesn't follow the rules
[]-Wilhelm
[xx]-Cocky douche bag
[]-Someone/something farts,poops,pukes,gets hit in the junk, or gets some sort of bodily fluid besides blood squirted,thrown,or splattered on them.
[]-Bad guy has a theme song
[x]-Token black guy
[]-Black guy dies first
[]-“Aw hell no”
[x]-SSSSLLLOOOWWW MMMOOOTTTIIIOOONNN!!
[]-Old man mentor
[]-Animal/robot/sidekick for comedy relief
[]-Guy named Jack
[x]-Bad guy uses a pun
[x]-Crotchety old man
[]-4th wall breach
[xx]-Scenery shot to eat up time.
[]-Uncomfortable scene where cute guy/girl finds out unattractive friend wants to be more than friends or likes them as more than a friend.
[]-Bad guy laughs at own joke.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]-Dead body.
[xx]-Main Character says something blatantly obvious.
[]-intro with narrative back story.
[x]-ASSHOLES that need to be castrated due to violent acts and crimes committed on children.

There are many good lines from this movie. Here is one of my favorite.

“I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you fucked.”

The worst part about this movie is the lyrics. A lot of the music was done by Troy Duffy's band called the boondock saints. Talk about overuse of a good name. I am surprised he has not made a boondock saints production company.