Die Hard 2

Die Hard 2
Checklist:
[ ]Bad guy has facial hair
[ ]Dead family member
[x]Bad guy “wants to deal with it myself”
[ ]“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
[x]Someone gets impaled
[ ]Someone gets a limb/head hacked off
[x]Someone explodes
[x]Someone dives out of the way of an explosion
[ ]“I want him alive”
[ ]Hard ass chick
[x]Runs out of ammo
[ ]“We got company”
[x]Character that doesn't follow the rules
[ ]Wilhelm
[x]Cocky douche bag
[ ]Someone/something farts,poops,pukes,gets hit in the junk, or gets some sort of bodily fluid -besides blood squirted,thrown,or splattered on them.
[ ]Bad guy has a theme song
[x]Token black guy
[ ]Black guy dies first
[ ]“Aw hell no”
[x]SSSSLLLOOOWWW MMMOOOTTTIIIOOONNN!!
[ ]Old man mentor
[ ]Animal/robot/sidekick for comedy relief
[ ]Guy named Jack
[ ]Bad guy uses a pun
[x]Crotchety old man
[ ]Midget
[ ]Monkey
[ ]Uncomfortable scene where the cute guy/girl finds out unattractive friend wants to be more then friends or likes them more then a friend.
[ ]Bad guy laughs at at his own stupid joke
[ ]Character with a stupid name
[ ]That overused scene where the two characters almost kiss but get interrupted by something
[ ]Bumbling cops
[ ]Character misses chance to shoot bad guy because he is too busy staring or listening to what the bad guy is saying
[ ]Explanation via a chalkboard
[ ]“Last hope”
[ ]Morgan Freeman (in person or narration)
[ ]Blonde in distress
[ ]“Shes gonna blow!”
[ ]Car/vehicle flies off a cliff, then explodes
[ ]Henchmen waiting around and passing the time by talking to one another
[x]Character says something blatantly obvious
[ ]Intro includes narrated back story
[ ]Deus Ex Machina
[ ]Impossible throw/shot
Cliché Total: 11/45

Things I Thought to Myself While Watching This Movie:
“If you're a terrorist, never try to save money by buying the 10 second grenades. Always stick to the 3 second grenades. Its an oldie, but goodie.”
“Wait this guy is the Sargent of an anti terrorist platoon and all he has is a pistol?”
“Yes grandma, I love technology. It sure comes in handy when we animate the electricity for your stun gun.”

The Drinking Game:
Take a drink every time McClain loses his gun, gripes about something, or is rolling around on his back.

Thoughts Of The Main Character As It Fades To Credits:
“Man I sure am getting good at this foiling terrorists thing. Crap we forgot the kids at Grandmas!”

Quote:
"I dont like to fly" "Then why are you here?" "I dont like to lose either"

Summarization of Movie in One or Two Sentences:
Die Hard 2: A movie that continues the transformation of John McClain from ordinary LA cop to a parkour master.

Stereotypes Portrayed:
Douche bag police chief that yells at everyone. Hostess loving cops. Leaders from Spanish speaking countries love their cigars.

This Movie Brought To You By:

Pizza Rolls and raspberry lemonade

-Frazati