The Official Checklist (Subject to change)

-Bad guy has facial hair
-Dead family member
-Bad guy “wants to deal with it myself”
-“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
-Someone gets impaled
-Someone gets a limb/head hacked off
-Someone explodes
-Someone dives out of the way of an explosion
-“I want him alive”
-Hard ass chick
-Runs out of ammo
-“We got company”
-Character that doesn't follow the rules
-Wilhelm
-Cocky douche bag
-Someone/something farts,poops,pukes,gets hit in the junk, or gets some sort of bodily fluid -besides blood squirted,thrown,or splattered on them.
-Bad guy has a theme song
-Token black guy
-Black guy dies first
-“Aw hell no”
-SSSSLLLOOOWWW MMMOOOTTTIIIOOONNN!!
-Old man mentor
-Animal/robot/sidekick for comedy relief
-Guy named Jack
-Bad guy uses a pun
-Crotchety old man
-Midget
-Monkey
-Uncomfortable scene where the cute guy/girl finds out unattractive friend wants to be more then friends or likes them more then a friend.
-Bad guy laughs
-Bad guy laughs at at his own stupid joke
-Character that is taking revenge
-That overused scene where the two characters almost kiss but get interrupted by something
-Someone trips during a chase scene
-Character misses chance to shoot bad guy because he is too busy staring or listening to what the bad guy is saying
-Explanation via a chalkboard
-“Last hope”
-Martyrdom
-Blonde in distress
-Montage of some sort that shows time is passing
-Car/tank/other vehicle flies off a cliff, and then explodes
-Henchmen waiting around and passing the time by talking to one another
-Character says something blatantly obvious
-Intro includes narrative back story
-Deus Ex Machina
-Impossible throw/shot